Overall Standings After 4 Evenets

1) (two tied) Ryan Burns & R.J. Pomeroy - 22 points
3) Mike Matzke - 20 points
4) Chris Smallfield - 15 points
5) (two tied) Farley Elliott & Noam Bleiweiss - 13 points
7) Ty Foster - 7 points

4th Event: Horseshoes

Results:

First Round:
-Farley: bye from winning previous event
-Chris vs. Ty: 11-5
-R.J. vs. Noam: 11-3
-Burns vs. Matzke: 11-9

Second Round:
-Chris vs. Farley: 11-6
-Burns vs. R.J.: 11-5

Final Round:
-Burns vs. Chris: 11-8

Standings for Horseshoes (competitors with 0-1 records were assigned points based on score in first game played):
1) Burns - 7 points
2) Chris - 6 points
3) R.J. - 5 points
4) Matzke - 4 points
5) Farley - 3 points
6) Ty - 2 points
7) Noam - 1 point

3rd Event: Home-Run Derby

1) Farley Elliott - 6 Home-Runs - 7 points
2) R.J. Pomeroy - 5 Home-Runs - 6 points
3) Mike Matzke - 3 Home-Runs (won tie-breaker) - 5 points
4) Ryan Burns - 3 Home-Runs - 4 points
5) Noam Bleiweiss - 1 Home-Run - 3 points
6) Chris Smallfield - 0 Home-Runs (won tie-breaker) - 2 points
7) Ty Foster - 0 Home-Runs - 1 point

Oveall Standings:
1) R.J. Pomeroy - 17 points
2) Mike Matzke - 16 points
3) Ryan Burns - 15 points
4) Noam Bleiweiss - 12 points
5) Farley Elliott - 10 points
6) Chris Smallfield - 9 points
7) Ty Foster - 5 points

2nd Event: Football Obstacle Course

The course consisted of the following:

-40 yard dash
-Throw to standing target
-Weaving through cones
-Throw to standing target
-Carry 2 35-pound dumbbells for about 15 yards
-Throw to standing target

2 seconds were deducted from the the final time for each accurate throw.

Results:
1) Mike Matzke - 21.74 (3 bonuses) - 7 points
2) Noam Bleiweiss - 22.8 (1 bonus) - 6 points
3) R.J. Pomeroy - 23.11 (2 bonuses) - 5 points
4) Ryan Burns - 25.01 (1 bonus) - 4 points
5) Ty Foster - 26.73 (no bonuses) - 3 points
6) Chris Smallfield - 26.95 (1 bonus) - 2 points
7) Farley Elliott - 27.75 (1 bonus) - 1 point

Overall standings:
1) (three tied) Burns, Matzke & R.J. - 11 points
4) Noam - 9 points
5) Smallfield - 7 points
6) Ty - 4 points
7) Farley - 3 points

Results after 1st Event!

*UPDATED*

The results for the first of eight events are in. The event was bowling and here is how it turned out with points assigned*:

1) Ryan Burns "Cunts 4 I's" - 182 - 7 points
2) R.J. Pomeroy "Rage" - 156 - 6 points
3) Chris Smallfield "Space" - 137 - 5 points
4) Mike Matzke "Mudball Mark" - 130 - 4 points
5) Noam Bleiweiss "Noam" - 117 - 3 points
6) Farley Elliott "Barfarbarbar" - 98 - 2 points
7) Ty Foster "Bloody Stool" - 96 - 1 point
8) Rob Christensen - N/A - 0 points*

* - Rob has dropped out of the competition, the scores have been updated to reflect the fact that he's a huge vagina.